My wife had another car mishap today. When the police arrived, she was all riled up, insisting the man she hit was completely reckless.
โHe was on his phone!โ she fumed. โAnd to top it off, he was sitting there, drinking a beer!โ
The officer, barely suppressing a grin, calmly responded, โMaโamโฆ heโs allowed to do thatโฆ in his own living room.