– Wife Calls A Husband…

H – “Hello?” , W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” , H – “Yes.” W – “Great!

I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat.

It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”H – “What’s the price?” , W – “Only $1,500.00.”,

H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”, W – “Ahhh, and I also

stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked.

I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price…and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

H-“What price did he quote you?” , W – “Only $60,000…, H – “OK, but for that price,

I want it with all the options.” W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…” H – “What?” ,

W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real

estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! , Remember?

The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.” H – “How much are they asking?”

W – “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?”

W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!” H – “Bye…I love u too…” The man hangs up,

closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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