“Surprising” Birthday Gift For Wife

Husband to Wife:
“Tomorrow is your birthday. What would you like as a gift?”

Wife: “A giraffe!”

Husband: “Sweetheart, be reasonable. Where can I find a giraffe? Ask for something I can actually manage.”

Wife: “Alright, then give up drinking. That’s something you can do, and I’ll consider it a wonderful gift.”

So, the next day…

Husband: “Here’s the giraffe.”

Related Posts

My Family Left Grandma Alone at a Restaurant!

For Grandma’s 85th birthday, I planned a simple dinner, but my family turned it into an expensive event at the fanciest steakhouse in town. They went all…

Hurricane set to hit the US has become ‘unsurvivable’ as experts wa:rn of catastrophic impact

Hurricane Helene is expected to bring severe devastation to Florida. Predicted to reach Category 4 strength by Thursday (26 September), it poses a significant threat to the…

A Police Officer Found a Tiny Kitten—but When He Checked the Security Footage, His Smile Faded

Following the sound to an alley behind the station, he found a tiny kitten shivering in a damp cardboard box. It was barely a few days old,…

About The Worst Thing That…

Struggling to fall back asleep can be frustrating. Sleep specialists suggest focusing on relaxation rather than forcing sleep. Forcing Sleep: Trying too hard increases stress, making it…

Controversial boxer Imane Khelif sends fierce warning to Donald Trump

How the controversy erupted Algerian boxer Imane Khelif, 25, has been at the center of a heated controversy, with critics calling for her to be banned from…

Biden’s DOJ Arrests Dozens of NYC Government Employees In Major Bribery Sting

Dozens of public housing employees in New York City are facing charges of bribery and extortion after the Justice Department made the single largest number of such…