Little Johnny Was In Class – Funny Joke

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. She explained: “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today.” The first student raised her hand to volunteer.

Marcy,” the teacher said. “You may go first.” Marcy replied: “My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny.” The teacher said: “Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?” Kevin stood up and announced: “My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie.”

“Very good,” the teacher told Kevin. Jeff was next, and he said: My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no…” Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again. Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next. Johnny said: “My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell “accountant.”

Related Posts

When a man scratches the palm of a woman’s hand, here’s what it means

The gesture of scratching the palm of someone else’s hand, particularly between a man and a woman, can be an intriguing gesture that leaves many wondering about…

My 5-year-old son asked if we could go see “Daddy’s other kids” again.

When my five-year-old talked about going to see “Daddy’s other kids” at the “secret house,” I was shocked. I believed I knew everything about my husband, but…

I Refused to Cancel My Honeymoon Because of a Family Crisis

When something big occurs in a family, we often have to make hard choices. One of our readers recently found herself in a heart-wrenching situation just as…

Why You Should Be Putting Aluminum Foil Behind Your Router

Aluminum Foil Behind your Router for Faster Connection – Apparently, when more devices are connected to the same wireless network, the signal becomes weaker. ”Like a sprinkler…

The Hidden Significance of Owls and Other Lucky Creatures

Owls have fascinated and captivated human imagination for centuries, becoming powerful symbols of wisdom, mystery, and omens in cultures across the globe. Their silent flight and intense,…

My Husband Gave His Ex a $10K Vacation — So I Gave Him a Surprise He’ll Never Forget

My husband Steve always acted like we were broke — at least when it came to me. Haircuts? “Optional.” Birthday flowers? “They wilt.” Meanwhile, I paid the…