One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses.
He yells down the stairs, โWas I getting in or out of the bath?โ
The 94-year-old yells, โI donโt know, Iโll come up and see.โ
He starts up the stairs and pauses, then yells, โWas I going up the stairs or coming down?โ
The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table, having coffee, listening to his brothers.
He shakes his head and says, โI sure hope I never get that forgetful.โ
He knocks on wood for good luck.
He then yells, โIโll come up and help both of you as soon as I see whoโs at the door.โ