JOKE OF THE DAY: An old couple had been married for 50 years. Every morning (without fail), the man emitted an echoing burst of gas when he got out of bed and then laughed like a madman. Also, every morning, his wife would admonish him: “One of these days you’re going to burst your guts out.” It’s Thanksgiving morning. The old man is sleeping in, and the old lady is in the initial steps of preparing the turkey. While she has a handful of turkey innards, she gets an idea. She tiptoes up the stairs and into the bedroom. She carefully pulls back the waistband of her husband’s jockey shorts and loads him up with warm turkey guts. An hour later, the woman hears him stirring. She hears his feet hit the floor and the expected boom-laugh sequence. The laugh stops abruptly and is followed by a scream and then 10 minutes of utter silence. The man eventually comes down the stairs and…⬇ (Continuation in first comment) 😂👇

An elderly couple had spent fifty years together, their marriage filled with laughter, routine, and a fair share of playful teasing.

Every morning, without fail, the husband would let out an enormous fart as he climbed out of bed, always following it with his signature laugh.

His wife, shaking her head at the daily spectacle, never missed the chance to warn him, “One day, you’re going to fart your guts out.”

On Thanksgiving morning, as she prepared the holiday meal, an idea struck her.

With a mischievous grin, she scooped up a handful of turkey innards and quietly tiptoed into their bedroom.

With delicate precision, she tucked the slimy pieces into his underwear and waited for the inevitable.

An hour later, the familiar sound echoed through the house—his usual fart-laugh routine.

But this time, the laughter was abruptly cut short by a panicked scream, followed by ten minutes of eerie silence.

Concerned but stifling a giggle, she waited for him to emerge.

When he finally made his way downstairs, he looked pale, his fingers coated in something he clearly wished he hadn’t touched.

With a sheepish expression, he cleared his throat and said,

“Honey, I owe you an apology. You were right all these years—

I finally farted my guts out.” He took a deep breath and held up his dirty fingers.

“But don’t worry. By the grace of God and these two fingers, I managed to shove them all back in.”

Theirs was a love built on humor, mischief, and an understanding that even the silliest moments could become treasured memories.

Fifty years of marriage had taught them that laughter was just as essential as love—and on that

Thanksgiving morning, she had certainly given them both something to be thankful for.

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