Gordon Ramsay Signs On For Weekly Appearances on Roseanne’s New Morning Showv

Roseanne Barr’s new show is taking shape. Starting this fall, in the same time slot as “The View,” Rosie will dazzle America with ground-breaking monologues, savvy political commentary, special guests from across the conservative world, and, as an added bonus, Chef Gordon Ramsay.

Chef Ramsay will come by once a week, most likely on Thursdays, and make a light lunch dish in a 30-minute segment.

“We’re extremely excited to have Chef Ramsay,” said Producer Joe Barron, “He’s already walked off The View once, so it’s a double-whammy for them.”

Ramsay’s office hasn’t confirmed the deal yet, but there are definite indicators that it’s happening. “We can’t wait,” said Barron.

At Ramsay’s restaurants, all of the appetizers were changed to loose meat sandwiches in homage to the brilliance of Roseanne Barr. “I’m also changing the Beef Wellington to Loose Beef Wellington,” said Ramsay, “with the most amazing cuts of beef ground to perfection.”

That Joe guy from Master Chef whose mom makes good pasta is still a sexist pig, and the other guy with the weird white glasses looks a little bit freaky 150 pounds lighter. Personally, I liked the Mexican dude. Just the way he said “taco” was delicious.

It’s gonna be a great time on Rosie’s new show, patriots. God Bless America.

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