Funny – Little Johnny..

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

Related Posts

Julie Chrisley Seen for the First Time in Public Since Prison Release

Julie Chrisley’s surprise release from prison drew attention—not just for the pardon that set her free, but for her dramatically different look. Spotted in Nashville after receiving…

11 True Stories That Prove Kindness Can Light the Darkest Paths

Kindness often shows up as we least expect it—through a simple act, a supportive hand, or a few thoughtful words. These 11 brief true stories reveal how…

Unleashing Her Fury by Retracting Advice in Pursuit of Justice

Our reader Amelia recently sent us a letter detailing her recent restaurant experience, raising important questions about tipping etiquette, customer service, and how to navigate conflict. Here’s…

She Was a Hollywood Beauty in the 60s

Producers quickly took notice of the radiant newcomer, but behind Claudia Cardinale’s poised image was a painful secret—she was pregnant after a violent assault by an older…

My Mom Took Advantage of My Kindness, but I Made Her Pay

Family relationships can be filled with love and support, but they can also be sophisticated and hurting. Sometimes, the people we love about the most can batter…

Keep Strawberries Fresh Longer with These Simple Hacks

The day I brought home a carton of fresh, ripe strawberries, I was excited to enjoy their sweet, juicy goodness all week long. But by the very…