A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, āHey, Iāll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back.ā But there was no replyā¦ So, he sent another text,
āOh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month,
Iām buying you a new car.ā This time, his wife replied excitedly, āOMG, really?āHe responded,
āNo, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.ā Funny story 2 ā A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. āWhere are you going?ā demands the surprised husband. āTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are,
men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!ā The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags. āWhat do you think you are doing?ā she screamed. āIām going to Las Vegas with youā¦ I want to see how youāre going to live on $1,000 a year!Ā Read more below
