“Frozen Windows: A Hilarious Misunderstanding”

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning…

“Windows frozen; won’t open.”

Husband texts back,

“Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”

Five minutes later wife texts back,

“Computer really messed up now.”

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