A businessman stepped into an elevator, where a cheerful blonde greeted him
with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”Smiling, he responded, “S-H-I-T.”Confused,
she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” this time more slowly.Again, he replied, “S-H-I-T.”,
Determined to keep things friendly, she flashed her biggest smile and said sweetly,
“T-G-I-F!”The man grinned and repeated, “S-H-I-T.”Frustrated, she finally explained,
“‘T-G-I-F’ stands for ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it?”Chuckling, the man replied,
“S-H-I-T stands for ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—got it now?”
