A Husband’s Unannounced Dinner Surprise”

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7:30 pm after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.

Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?!?”

Husband: “Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!”

Related Posts

Backlash Hits AOC Over Disclosure of Her Childhood Name and Where She Was Raised

AOC Faces Renewed Criticism Over Her Bronx Identity Suburban Roots Resurface Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is under fire again for calling herself a proud “Bronx girl.” Critics point…

Will Pulling Plugs Actually Save Electricity?

Does Unplugging Appliances Really Save Electricity? We live surrounded by gadgets and gizmos, each competing for a spot in the power outlet. But have you ever wondered…

‘American Pickers’ Star And Partner Rushed To Hospital After Brutal Crash

Mike Wolfe, the star of the reality show “American Pickers,” and his girlfriend, Leticia Cline, were driving through Columbia, TN, on September 12th, when they were in a…

Melania, Camilla, and Kate Share Brief Exchange at Windsor Castle That Gets People Talking Online

What was intended as a polished moment of royal ceremony quickly became one of the most replayed clips of the U.S. state visit. Cameras captured First Lady…

Hollywood Voices Support for Jimmy Kimmel Following Suspension

The recent pause of Jimmy Kimmel Live! has sparked widespread discussion across the entertainment world. After ABC announced that the late-night program would be off the air…

Ridges on Nails After 60: What’s Normal, What’s Not

As we age, our bodies go through natural changes that often appear in unexpected places including our fingernails. Many people over the age of 60 spot ridges…