A few (Funny)

A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive guy about 28 years old… I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages. He was very kind. He called me beautiful. He asked my age. I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him I’m quite a bit his senior. And I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain’t all that bad.

We keep talking for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘ad*lt things’. I said ok. Then he replied with a face like. He said ‘thank you babe, you start.” So I did! I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold like. He said ‘thank you babe, you start.” So I did! I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have crazy insomnia, I toss and turn the entire night and that I often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep. I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I have from an old injury. And of course I had to throw in the need for daily fiber supplements to prevent passing gas. Can’t forget that one! I was waiting for him to answer me…He blocked me. He wanted to talk about adult things and then don’t take the heat! I think I’m just a bit too much woman for him to handle!

Related Posts

They Said I Was Unfit, But I Raised His Children Anyway

When Dez’s sister Maelis went into labor, he was hours away at a motorcycle rally. She had assured him there was still time—but tragically, she died giving…

Jennifer Lopez mourns

The tragic death of beloved DJ and dancer Stephen ‘tWitch’ Boss, 40, best known for his role on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, has left fans and the…

Off The RecordIf You Have These Tiny Red Dots On Your Arm, Do Not Ignore!

Doctors in the UK are warning people not to ignore tiny red dots on their hands, which could be an early sign of scabies, and are urging…

After 53 Years of Marriage, I Followed My Husband One Night — I Wasn’t Ready for the Truth”

After 53 years together, I thought I knew my husband, Frank, like the back of my hand. We were high school sweethearts, built a life through hardships,…

From Ruins to Riches: Her Husband’s Divorce Punishment Backfired

After twelve years of marriage, Tamara’s world collapsed. She and her husband Maxim had built a business from scratch— sacrificing everything. But once success arrived, Maxim changed….

THEY FOUND IT! Legendary Treasure of Oak Island Discovered in Smith’s Cove, and Then THIS Happened

In a stunning turn of events, the legendary treasure of Oak Island—long thought to be a myth—has been discovered in Smith’s Cove. After over two centuries of…