Posted on December 6, 2024 by Morgan White
A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, āIām pregnant.ā
He asked, āHow did this happen, my child?ā
She said, āI think it must be the second coming.ā
The priest, shocked by this reply, asked,
āWhat makes you think itās the second coming?ā
She replied, āBecause I swallowed the first one, father.ā