A blonde…

A blonde walks into a gas station and asks an employee, “I locked my keys in the car.
Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can’t stop laughing,
so the employee asks him what’s

Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can’t stop laughing, so the employee asks him what’s so funny.
The trucker replies: “There is a blonde who is trying to open her car with a coat hanger!
“The employee says “So what? This could happen to anyone.”
But the trucker explains “Sure, but usually there isn’t another blonde in the car who yells
‘a little more right…a little more left!’”

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