JOKE OF THE DAY: A truck driver walks into a cafe on the Hume Highway with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks for his order. The truckie says, “I’ll have a hamburger, chips and a coffee.” He turns to the emu, “What about you?” “Sounds good to me, I’ll have the same,” the emu replies. The waitress returns with their orders. “That’ll be $10.50 please.” The truckie reaches into his pocket, pulls out the exact change and pays her. The next day, the truckie and the emu return. He repeats his order, “A hamburger, chips and a coffee, please.” The emu repeats, “Sounds good. Same for me, please.” Once more, the truckie reaches into his pocket and produces the exact amount. This is their routine for a couple of days. One night, the two enter again. “I guess you’ll have the usual?” asks the waitress. “No, it’s Friday night. I’ll have a steak, baked potatoes and a salad,” says the truckie. “Sounds great, same for me, too,” says the emu. The waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.65.” Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer. “You’ve really got me there, mate. How do you manage to always have the exact change every time?” ⬇️Joke continues in the first comment

Humorous Tales from the Road: The Lighter Side of Driving

Everyone can use a good laugh every now and then, and there’s no better way to

lighten the mood than with stories about the everyday adventures of drivers.

Whether it’s a mishap on the road or a humorous encounter with fellow motorists,

these ten stories are sure to put a smile on your face. So, sit back, grab your favorite beverage,

and prepare to laugh as we share these unforgettable, quirky tales from the road.

1. A Heavenly Mix-Up: The Priest and the Taxi Driver
One fateful day, a priest and a taxi driver found themselves at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter, as is tradition, awaited their arrival and began guiding them through the afterlife.

First, the taxi driver followed St. Peter, eagerly wondering where he would be assigned.

They approached a grand mansion, complete with luxurious amenities such as an indoor theater,

a heated pool, and a personal golf course. The taxi driver’s eyes widened in astonishment.

“This is amazing!” he exclaimed, thrilled with his new afterlife accommodations.

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