A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, âHey, Iâll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back.â But there was no reply⌠So, he sent another text,
âOh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month,
Iâm buying you a new car.â This time, his wife replied excitedly, âOMG, really?âHe responded,
âNo, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.â Funny story 2 â A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. âWhere are you going?â demands the surprised husband. âTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are,
men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!â The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags. âWhat do you think you are doing?â she screamed. âIâm going to Las Vegas with you⌠I want to see how youâre going to live on $1,000 a year! Read more below