Most people didnât enjoy math in schoolânumbers, fractions, and percentages arenât
exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got
him into trouble.He came home and told his dad, âI got an F in math today.âHis dad asked,
âWhat happened?âJohnny explained, âThe teacher asked, âWhatâs 3 times 2?â I said 6.â
His dad replied, âThatâs correct.âJohnny continued, âThen she asked, âWhatâs 2 times 3?ââ
His dad shouted, âWhatâs the difference?âJohnny grinned,
âThatâs what I said!âAnother joke: A manâs morning habit of loud, smelly farts annoyed his wife.
She warned him that one day heâd blow his guts out.One Thanksgiving, she stuffed turkey innards
into his underwear while he slept. Later, he ran to the bathroom in horror. When he finally
came downstairs, he whispered, âHoney, you were right⌠but with Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got them all back in.â
