JOKE OF THE DAY: Paul woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he had done something wrong. He had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Next to them, a single red rose! Paul sat up and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, and spotlessly clean. So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and cringed when he saw a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he noticed a note taped to the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, Darling!” He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating. Paul asked, “Son, what happened last night?” “Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.” Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me.”Read story⬇️

Here’s a quick summary of the Christmas jokes: Heaven’s Test: Three men must show something representing

Christmas to enter heaven. A match as a candle, keys as bells, and red panties as “Carol’s” get them through.

Hungover Husband: A drunk man avoids trouble when his wife finds him yelling, “I’m married!” while she

tries to help him undress. Soldier’s Wish: A soldier asked for a new sergeant for Christmas and ended

up peeling potatoes. Monastic Misprint: A monk discovers a translation error—“celibate” should’ve been “celebrate!

”Holiday Divorce Ruse: Parents fake a divorce to bring their kids home for Christmas. Early Shopper:

A man on trial claims he was just Christmas shopping—before the store opened. Airport Mistletoe: Mistletoe

above luggage prompts an attendant to say, “Kiss your luggage goodbye

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