Old Men Sitting On A Bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke…

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.

One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man” The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on. The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip mugley, your turn”.

Related Posts

A Rare Chance to Restore and Reimagine a Historic New York Retreat

Set on nearly six acres of scenic land, this New York property offers a rare opportunity for those seeking privacy, space, and the freedom to shape a…

What’s the purpose of that jagged section on kitchen scissors?

Unlocking the Hidden Power of Your Kitchen Scissors Ever noticed the jagged section between the handles of your kitchen scissors—the little metal teeth tucked behind your fingers?…

Can you figure out the purpose of this simple threaded component?

The Overlooked Car Upgrade: Lug Nut Tips When it comes to car care and customization, one small component often goes unnoticed—until you need it most. This is…

Elvis Shined on Stage, and Even His Hairstyle Had a Story Many Fans Haven’t Heard

Elvis Presley may have captivated audiences in Love Me Tender with his natural screen presence, but his Hollywood debut also offered a quieter story—one told through his…

Why the Tiny Hole in a Safety Pin Is More Useful Than You Think

At first glance, a safety pin seems like one of the simplest tools ever created—just a bent piece of metal with a clasp. But tucked into its…

A Simple Text Message That Revealed Unexpected Family Insights

Sunday dinners had become an important tradition for our family. After my dad passed away three years earlier, my mom made sure we continued gathering at her…