They say that reality outperforms fiction, but occasionally it does so with a laugh. In the most bizarre corners of the Internet, users from all over the world have published statements that have unwittingly become jewels of unintentional humor. From infantile replies that surprised their parents to statements that were both silly and wonderful, these situations required no scriptwriters, just people being…. well, people. We provide a collection of 15 incredibly humorous situations that would make even the best TV comedian blush.

Story 1:

My wife and I had our child late in life and knew we were going to be one and done, so a vasectomy was going to happen. Where I live, you need a doctor’s referral to get one. Coincidentally, my appointment to get said referral was the same week that I started my paternal leave. At my appointment, Doc walks into the room and says, “You’ve been on paternity leave for 2 days, and you already want a vasectomy?!?” © phil_in_t_blank / Reddit

Story 2:

I was at a 50th wedding anniversary party, and there were LOTS of elderly people in attendance. An old man standing next to me said, “It looks like a graveyard in here.” I literally spit my drink out—we were outdoors. The kicker was that the guy was close to the same age as everyone else. © Unknown author / Reddit

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Story 4:

I smashed my left pinky toe into a doorframe. It hurt like crazy. I went and got it X-rayed, and sure enough, it was fractured. A month later, at a routine podiatrist visit, my toe was still swollen and purple, and my toenail was black. I explained to the doctor that I had fractured it. He looked closely at my mangled little piggy and said, “Yeah, you’re going to lose that toe.” What?! In about three seconds, I went through the shock, acceptance, and determination of living without a toe when the doctor said… “Sorry, I mean toeNAIL. You’re going to lose that toenail.” © DadsRGR8 / Reddit