Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
His wife asked him, âWhat happened to you?â
âIâve had a terrible day!â says Bob.
âI had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldnât get him into a body bag, because he had a huge!â
âAnyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big n***d man, lying on the bed with a huge e******n! So I grabbed his e******n with both hands and tried to bend it in half!â
âI see!â said the wife, âThat must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?â
Bob replied, âWrong room!â
